heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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kissmeok:

love/couples♡

kissmeok:

love/couples♡

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House phone:*rings*
Me:nah
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x

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samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

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foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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"Trust your heart if the seas catch fire, live by love though the stars walk backward."

E.E. Cummings (via feellng)
@4 hours ago with 464 notes

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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